We used to be into the Tasmanian Tiger cutlets, but, well, you know…
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Dumping dredge spoil in the Great Barrier Reef marine park is a bit like:
Wiping your arse with the Shroud of Turin
Building a McDonald’s in the Great Pyramid of Giza
Well, have you heard about the rent prices in the Sphinx lately? Phew.
Filling the Grand Canyon to facilitate a new highway
Housing a sewage plant in the Colosseum
Testing rocket launchers at Stonehenge
OK, guys, this one definitely works. We, uh, need a new range now though. How about the Great Wall of China? Bigger surface area.
Wanton destruction annoys me. Wanton destruction of super amazing one-of-a-kind things makes me want to invite the dime-a-dozen idiots who make these decisions to a ropeless bungee from the Empire State Building.